John

"I came here to chew ass and kill lemons and im all outta ass"

Background
John's previous life is shrouded in mystery. All that is known was that the John found out about the bean's plans and went on a rampage to stop it. The beans who were too weak to stop him cast him into a coma and guarded his immortal body in the Tomb of John hoping he will never wake up.

He did however, after The Orb awakened him in 2029 he joined forces with Squidkrunk and Co. to destroy the Lemon Hordes while still in his prison jumpsuit. (Later changed to a fullbody suit he had looted). It is unknown where John gets his immense power from but it was enough to strike a deal with the eyes to allow his memories to be poured into a new body if he died. It is possible John is old enough to remember the age of the humans as he references Robbie Rotten as his idol

Outfit
He wore a prison jumpsuit while in the tomb, while switching to three piece suit and a flatcap in his quest. He has the power to teleport a warm coat to him at all times.